From the speaker (school president) at the first part of graduation I learned that "to keep from living with feelings of guilt - return pilfered (dininghall) silverware."
During the receiving of diplomas at the second ceremony a young man hugged the speaker and said with emotion, "I'm so happy!" (The speaker was still miked) Possibly the sweetest thing said that morning.
S2's biology department was not all that large but another boy there shared his first and middle name. First name is common, the second one is definitely not.